I never really liked Valentines Day (VD for the rest of the blog, for humor sake).
It has never really gone well for me.
I wont get into specifics... BUT here are are some of the more special VD moments I've had:
VD HALL OF SHAME TOP 5
1) no gift at all
2) 2 dozen roses the day after
3) bars of soap
4) Walmart Gift card
5) no gift then dumping me the day after
And sadly these top 5 have happened more than once, each. Rad, huh.
I mean, don't get me wrong. It's not like I am expecting like a swanky dinner, huge floral arrangements, jewelry or any things else ridiculous. This year I am expecting nothing. Seriously, nothing. I am not involved enough with anyone to justify anything more spectacular than a Snickers on VD.
Which in someways I like. I mean, with no one and no expectation just how much could really go wrong (knock on wood).
But in the same way, with no one and no expectation it is a little... depressing?
Don't answer that.
I'm breaking open a bottle of wine and some chocolate.
Don't judge.
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